Ello dahhling,
I need your help…not mentally, because we know that day of sanity will never come. I’m creating a bucket list for 2012. I have a bucket list for life…but I need one for this year only. You know, stuff I must cross off before I take office as your President. Things that I want to do, that you can suggest. As I get older, and wiser, I forget things that I’ve always wanted to do…or I just put it off. So…suggest away, or away with your head!
THE LIST SO FAR:
Become A Volunteer Somewhere (Not a brothel, this time)
Do Stand-Up Comedy Somewhere, One Night