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Ello dahhling, I need your help…not mentally, because we know that day of sanity will never come. I’m creating a bucket list for 2012. I have a bucket list for life…but I need one for this year only. You know, stuff I must cross off before I take office as your President. Things that I … Continue reading »

I’m going to have to quit you…for reals this time. Ironic that we just brought up ‘time,’ because it’s actually about that. You see, I…well..this is very hard to explain. I want to be a centenarian. What does this have to do with you? I know you’re so great to me, for a few hours. … Continue reading »

I don’t like to go out to eat, for many reasons. One main reason…people. Example: You’re sitting at a good-sized restaurant, with maybe one other customer there or just you. There’s a ton of empty seats, which are spread out along the restaurant, and even empty seats outside. Then, some jackasses come in with their … Continue reading »

….of your aorta, cuticles, and a swivel of your liver. I’m a pretty patient “human” being. I hardly ever get mad about anything. However, things that really lagkjeoisjtgoisaje me..I freak out about. It’s kinda like having O.C.D.,..and getting agitated when something isn’t right. One thing I can not stand..well..two things I cannot stand are slow … Continue reading »

There are two bathrooms here at work. Both of which are outside our doors, on our floor. One needs a key, and is a multiple stall bathroom. The other is a single stall, non-key needing bathroom. Two options..and which would I rather choose? I choose the one that does not require a key..for two reasons … Continue reading »